He's a casonova......to other dudes!

The names in the following story have been edited to protect the innocent....

I experienced quite a phenomenon last night. It was "throwers night out" so Loree, Mikas, and MP all dolled up for a night on the town. Loree and I showed up about 10pm to pick up the boys. Mikas opens the door wearing a t shirt and b-ball shorts. MP is laying on the couch playing on his computer...not ok. We had already stressed the importance of them being ready when we got there so we could get going. They were dragging their feet so much leading up to us going over there that when they opened the door NOT even close to ready.. the doubts that they would actually be going out soon began to grow. As Loree and I entered, we noticed a bottle of vodka on the counter.. clearly someone had been having some drinks. It was soon evident that it was Mikas who had been hitting the booze. He ran to his room and got ready in a world record time. We then sat around convincing MP that he needed to go get ready and experience an American night on the town. We sat around and watched as MP and Mikas started to have some drinks. The boys NEVER drink so the alcohol quickly ran its course and they actually began being fun ;o) One side note, while we were there MP was so hospitable. He offered Loree and I his chicken salad and juice. Apparently this is how they roll in his culture. It was a sweet and appreciated gesture and yes when you offer food to both Loree and I you can guarantee that food will be eaten!

"Man Love"

So we all pile into Mikas' 1997, power saturated,  Toyota Avalon and headed to Devil's Martini. Immediately upon entering the club Mikas was asked if he was a professional athlete. He said 'discus' awkwardly as he passed the guy which seemed to more confuse the man rather than answer any sort of question. We got our first drinks and began to observe the scene. MP at this time was really starting to feel the effects of the alcohol and grabbed Loree to head to the dance floor. Mikas and I knew this was going to be interesting so we grabbed a chair to watch a 6'6, 300lb Indian try his take on hip hop music for the first time. There was lots of pointer finger dancing! Loree and I both began to notice the effect that Mikas and MP had on the males at the club. I'm not sure if it they were being bombarded by man crushes or true love, but in the span of about 1 hour and a half there were 5 diferent guys who came up to both Mikas and MP to show their "love". There was lots of arm grabbing to feel the guns, tons of comments about how MP could make millions in the NFL even though I'm pretty sure he doesn't really know the rules of the game, and there was even a very odd moment when MP REALLY begin to feel the effects of the alcohol and he was dancing alone on the dance floor. One guy kinda just stood there watching him and soon moved in and began dancing with MP. Yes huge indian dude and some random Scottsdale local grooving on the dance floor. To be fair, MP was in his own world completely oblivous to the guy and there was about 3 feet that separated them, but the thoughts that were running through in the other guys head.. I do not trust! Loree and I watched in both horror and astonishment at the unbelievable love factor that everyone had for the boys! I suppose you live and learn.. and then you see things like I did.....